Fortunately, the Milk

Fortunately, the Milk

Downloadable Audiobook - 2013
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"I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road. "Hullo," I said to myself. "That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened." Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman
Publisher: Made available through hoopla, 2013
[United States] : Harper Collins Publishers : 2013
Edition: Unabridged
ISBN: 9780062305886
Branch Call Number: Audio Download--Juvenile
Characteristics: data file
digital,Digital recording
1 online resource (1 audio file (59 min.)) : digital
Additional Contributors: Gaiman, Neil
hoopla digital


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Aug 03, 2017

My son and I love this book. He often wants to listen to it when we are going for even a short stint in the car. Super fun, silly and touching all at once.

JCLAllisonD Jun 06, 2017

Great fun made even better by the author's own reading on the audiobook. The short story - it's only one CD - plus the frenetic yarn make it a great one to listen to, even on short errands.

May 16, 2017

This is funny, in a ridiculous sort of way. Time traveling dinosaurs, pirates, aliens, a sentient volcano, wumpires and milk are play a role in this book.

Feb 24, 2017

Way over the top hilarious and oddly touching. Audiobook well read by the author.

Jan 27, 2016

A fun, quick read. Funny in a silly sort of way. Highly recommend the audiobook which is read by the author, Neil Gaiman. His British accent adds to the fun and quirkiness of it all.

Jun 08, 2015

An inventive story for children involving dinosaurs, aliens, pirates--all the stuff that kids love--plus time-shifting milk. Could use a bit of editing to shorten the story.

JCLChrisK Feb 04, 2015

The book's unnamed Dad tells the most inventive story ever rather than admit he dallied while running out to get milk for his children's breakfast cereal. It's the type of random, convoluted, logic-defying yarn only a child is imaginative enough to invent, and it's excellently, amusingly right up its readers' alleys. Nicely illustrated and perfectly fun.

A quick sample:

"The globby aliens went a very pale green. The pirates, shiny-black-hair-men, and the piranhas looked at them, puzzled, seeking some kind of explanation, as did the wumpires.

" 'If two things that are the same thing touch,' proclaimed the volcano god, 'then the whole Universe shall end. Thus sayeth the great and unutterable Splod.'

" 'How does a volcano know so much about transtemporal metascience?' asked one of the pale green aliens.

" 'Being a geological formation gives you a lot of time to think,' said Splod. 'Also, I subscribe to a number of learned journals.' "

And that doesn't even mention the time travel, hot-air-balloon-flying stegosaurus professor, or intergalactic dinosaur police.

Mar 19, 2014

Great story--something good to get your kids started on audio books. You'll never look at a coconut or hot air balloon in quite the same way ever again. And all of this because Mom was out of town and Dad forgot to get the milk! 7 out of 10

Mar 03, 2014

This excellent, light and quick story emphasizes the mastery Gaiman possesses as a writer. I found myself smiling all the way through. 10 of 10 twinkle stars


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